A few days ago was my Abuse Day. Held randomly every 6-9 months. If I try to play more Abuse than that, I get too... actioned.
Anyway, here's a silly idea that might just work. People are working on fan-made sequels to Metroid games. Abuse is a "what if Metroid games had a male protagonist" kind of game: More enemies, more stuff to shoot, less clever puzzles, darker atmosphere. (Okay, not that Metroid games are too feminine either.)
Anyway, what if, what if, there was a Metroid fangame... made... with... Abuse engine? ...that's a brilliant idea. Brilliant idea. I don't think I want to think of it more. Some good ideas might best be forgotten!