A selection of automatically blocked spam accounts:
I'm a bit amused by these. I realised before this that spammers are dishonest people, but now I realise that they are physically ill. Seriously, they should go see a doctor.
"So who are you?"
"I'm Kaisa Kuoppamkgiig!"
"My my my, the epidemic is certainly getting worse! And you?"
"I'm Karen Whitsonyxvtih!"
"You all seem to be suffering from severe stomach pains! The doctors will be seeing all of you shortly!"